Machine Gods Personality Quiz

I handle conflicts poorly.

Disagree; I can handle an argument with grace. I'm right, though.

Agree; I'm very uncomfortable arguing.

Disagree; I cause problems on purpose.

Disagree; I think that conflict is funny.

Agree; I think fighting is petty and prefer to leave when it happens.

Agree; I tend to blow up and act rashly.

Neutral; I don't care about what anyone else thinks.

I enjoy being around other people.

Agree; they make me feel better about myself.

Agree; being alone is boring.

Disagree; I see too many of their flaws to enjoy them.

Disagree; we never seem to have anything in common.

Agree; people are fascinating.

Disagree; I have no people skills and it's uncomfortable for all involved.

Agree; I avoid them, but I wish I didn't have to.

Agree; the people in my life mean everything to me.

I have very intense interests.

Agree; sorry, I was so busy reading about bugs that I didn't hear the question.

Disagree; nothing seems to hold my attention for long, and I'm always bored to some extent.

A bit of both; no one would guess it, but I'm a walking encyclopedia. It just doesn't tend to be relevant.

Disagree; I have normal interests like normal people.

Agree; I practically have an interest in cataloguing my interests at this point.

Disagree; I like some things more than others, but I'm flexible.

Agree; you will hear about all of it.

I prefer not to get involved in anyone else's drama.

Neutral; drama? What drama?

Agree; I'd rather not be around people at all. Drama just makes it worse.

Agree; it's not worth my time.

Agree; it's beneath me.

Disagree; drama begets drama. I should deal with it before it gets worse.

Disagree; I love a good argument.

Disagree; I created the drama, and I want to see what happens next.

Disagree; I'll get involved if it's hurting everyone else, but I'd rather prevent the drama in the first place.

I have a strong sense of right and wrong.

Agree; strong morals help us all live with each other.

Agree; other people might think that my morals are strange, though.

Disagree; I don't really care about that whole ethics thing. No one else bothers me about it anyway.

Agree; life is chaos without morals, and I'll do anything to defend them. Anything.

Neutral; I guess I have morals, but they're never relevant.

Disagree; I'll do anything if it benefits me, and I mean anything.

Agree; I'm angry that other people don't understand how badly the world behaves. We'd all benefit from better enforcement of morals.

I don't get attached to people easily.

Agree; that said, when I do get attached, we're friends for life. I'll die before leaving my friends and family.

Neutral; I have some favorites, but I don't fall in love with everyone.

Disagree; I love everyone. I wish they loved me back.

Agree; most people are boring or stupid.

Agree; I don't get attached to people at all. They're fun to play with, though.

Disagree; I'm a bleeding heart, though no one else would know it.

Agree; I don't understand most people.

Disagree; I love and am loved.

I need control to feel safe and happy.

Agree; I'm not myself if I'm not in control of the people around me.

Agree; other people can't be trusted to do what's best. I always have to step in and fix it for them.

Disagree; control is an illusion. I'm happy doing my own thing and letting others work themselves out.

Agree; the world is out to get me. I can't trust that life will work out well for me on its own.

Agree; I can't handle unpredictability. Everything has to follow rules that make sense.

Disagree; I resent being put in charge of anything other than myself and my work, and even that's a bit too much sometimes.

Disagree; I thrive on chaos.

Disagree; life is kinder when you can let things go.

I have a lot of extra energy.

Agree; I could probably sprint over a lake without sinking.

Disagree; energy? What's that?

Neutral; I have enough energy to do what needs doing.

Neutral; I tend to bounce between having a lot of energy and running out of energy right when I need it most.

Disagree; I'm always tired, but I have to keep giving away what little energy I have. People need me.

Disagree; I've learned to take life slowly.

Agree; I save my strength for when I need it most.

I'm hard to insult.

Agree; nothing phases me. I've heard every insult someone could throw my way already.

Disagree; my pride is paper-thin and I'm angry about it.

Agree; I don't care what people think. They're not important anyway.

Disagree; I'll cry if someone insults me.

Neutral; it does hurt, but I'll never let anyone see an insult affect me.

Agree; they're only insulting me because they need help. I can't be hurt when someone lashes out like that.

Disagree; I have to be a good person.

I'm good at noticing small details that other people miss.

Neutral; I'm so busy that I don't have the time, but I'm good at noticing things when I'm able to relax.

Agree; nothing gets past me.

Disagree; you could put something directly in front of my face and I'd still ask you where it was.

Disagree; I only notice details in things that I like, and I don't like most things enough to care.

Neutral; I'm average at it.

Agree; I notice everything I can so I can use it later.

Agree; I'm obsessive about it.

Agree; I do my best to be attentive to avoid harming those around me.

I don't particularly like myself.

Neutral; I don't have any strong feelings towards myself, though I'm probably repressing something.

Agree; I always feel guilty despite having done nothing wrong.

Disagree; I think that I'm doing the right thing, and I can't be a bad person if I'm behaving correctly.

Agree; I wish that I didn't exist.

Disagree; I'm the greatest person that ever lived.

Agree; I always feel like something is missing inside me. I don't belong here.

Disagree; I love everything, myself included. Existing is great.

Neutral; I don't hate myself, but there's a sadness that haunts me.

Other people seem to look up to me as a natural leader.

Agree; everyone admires me.

Neutral; I'm good at making people like me, but I lead from behind the scenes.

Disagree; I'm too scatterbrained for that.

Agree; I have a natural air of authority.

Disagree; I'm in charge, but I have to work for it.

Agree; when times get really tough, people turn to me. I'm quiet but experienced, and they know it.

Disagree; oh god, leadership? Stab me now.

I love sharing knowledge with others.

Disagree; I won't be needed if other people share my expertise.

Agree; everyone benefits from sharing information.

Agree; I refuse to shut up about my interests. That's all I've got, though.

Disagree; sharing knowledge means interacting with people, and people scare me.

Agree; I think it's a universal responsibility to be as knowledgable as possible.

Disagree; I don't want them to use it against me.

Neutral; I'll share if someone needs to know, but I don't see the point in sharing information that no one asked for.